I JUST CAN’T ANYMORE!!!!!
I’m really confused. What is it with girls, who think that their pretty faces give them an excuse to be all daft???
These days, the term for a lot of girls (I’d call them women, but that’d be an insult to real women so…) in Lagos is “Naija Blonde”. Cos mehn, the level of stupidity among them is frightening! And speaking about being blonde, has anyone noticed how many “girls” these days, refer to themselves as “Black Barbie”???
I’m a bit confused here. Is it that most of these girls don’t realize that one of the biggest qualities that Barbie had/has been the fact that the light bulb on her mental porch wasn’t particularly bright??? She always had to run to “Ken” for help (who in my opinion was just as dimwitted for being in a relationship with such an expired carton of unintelligence). Why in the name of everything holy would anyone want to be the “black version” of that??? I don’t get it!!!
Case: So this very pretty girl walks into the library – It’s that section of the library where people can bring in their laptops, so they can browse and get their work done – So, I’m looking like, hmmm…who’s this pretty young thing??? Thankfully, I’m looking real fly in this lilac shirt and purple paisley tie, so I look her straight in the eye & say hi with a smile on (anyone notice the rhymes?? J)
First of all, the olodo of a child barely even says hi back. That one irritated me right away! I mean me!!! Na wa o…wharris going on in this life??? Anyways, so she brings her laptop in, and – after doing me anyhow – she asks if I can help her sort out her connection. This is the conversation that follows:
Dumb Girl: Hey, em, please could you help me? I wanna connect my lappy.
Panda: O. No wahala. That dude over there is sharing a wifi connection.
DumbGirl: (With a confused look on her face) A what?
Panda: A wifi connection.
DumbGirl: (Looks even more confused) ehn??
Panda: (An exasperated look on my face) a wireless connection.
DumbGirl: O. So how do I get it?
*I point at the laptop that’s connected to the LAN port*
DumbGirl: But there’s no-one there!
Panda: I mean… (Another exasperated look shows up) I mean the connection is being shared off that pc. Oya turn on your wifi.
DumbGirl: My what??
*my head is starting to hurt*
Panda: The wireless on your laptop dear.
DumbGirl: Oh. (With a look that says the light bulb on her mental porch has finally reached half current) alright then.
//two minutes elapse as she attempts to turn on her pc & put on her wifi.//
DumbGirl: Ok it’s on. What should I do now?
*I’m trying my best to not tell her to carry the laptop and use it as a tray in her house, since she obviously lacks the requisite intelligence to use it properly.*
Panda: Search for a network. It’s called ******
//Two minutes later//
DumbGirl: I can’t find it o!
Panda: Is your wifi on??
DumbGirl: Yes it is.
*O for fuck sake!!! I get up*
Panda: Oya bring it.
Now, would you believe that this idiot hadn’t turned on her wifi?!?!?!
Panda: But your wifi isn’t on!
DumbGirl: O……sorry….thank you sha.
At this point in time, all possible attraction that may have existed on a mental level (which in some instances is more important than the physical) has been blasted with a disintegration ray gun. And she’s beginning to look less pretty. I mean, it’s hard to find someone attractive when you keep seeing donkey ears on their head…
I just can’t.
@imMiSsChYliB (an intelligent female friend of mine) told me that some women think that behaving dumb will make guys a bit more attracted to them. Like, a guy is gonna pick a chic that looks like Rosario Dawson but with the brain of a 2 year old kid with Down’s Syndrome, over a simple, somewhat attractive but not jaw dropping woman, who is intelligent and has her wits about her.
Really?? Is that what these girls are being taught in that “secret school” which we men have no idea exists??? If that’s what they teach, then mothers better go and collect their money back o! They are being scammed!!!
There is not one guy alive, who would do such an intensely brainless thing. The only way that would happen, was if all he was interested in was a quick shag or two. And if possible, no cuddling afterwards.
A dumb girl that’s always in need of help spells only one thing: L.I.A.B.I.L.I.T.Y (spell it with me people). And the last time I checked, we fellas don’t want those, we want assets (& by this I don’t just mean big behinds, even though that may be a plus)
So let me clarify. We do not like dumb women. Being stupid will only attract niggas that’ll shag you & then leave. Every real man (and I say “real” cos there’s a lot of fake fools out there) wants a woman with a good head on her shoulders; who will be able to handle herself when there’s some kinda trouble. We wanna be your shoulder to lean on, not to be carrying the full weight that comes with a wooden head!
So please, ladies, be pretty. But in all your getting pretty, please get smart as well. Remember that you attract to yourself, people that are a reflection of the kind of person that you are. So, if the only dudes that wanna date you are dumb niggas………